The latest issue of EGM reached my house yesterday, and try as I might, I haven't been able to come up with anything to say about a quote made by Sony's Jack Tretton that could make it look any worse, so here it is:
"If you can find a PS3 anywhere in North America that's been on shelves for more than five minutes, I'll give you 1,200 bucks for it. I can get any retail buyer on the phone with you and get them to verify that there's not a single retail location in America where there's a PlayStation 3 on the shelf for sale. They've all been sold in a matter of minutes."
I want to be a nice guy about this, so let's assume that Jack is blind, has no sense of smell and has a prehensile tail. Based on that sort of hideous deformity, one could theoretically assume he has more important things to worry about than the actual reality surrounding his company's largest, most expensive gambit, and that, perhaps, he has been spending the last few months learning to read braille in an effort to integrate with regular human society, as opposed to the French bell tower he currently resides in. Now, assuming all of that, and maybe adding in the fact that he's from a race of subterranean humanoids, one could possibly forgive the utter stupidity of what he said in that interview with EGM.
Of course, if Jack isn't a horrible homunculus, then it's a miracle that he has been feeding himself this long without choking to death on a spoon.
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새로운 EGM의 인터뷰에서 소니의 Jack Tretton이 한 발언은:
만약 북미에서 PS3이 5분이상 진열되 있는걸 본다면 재가 1200 달러를 줄게요. 저는 모든 소매점에 당신을 연락해줄수 있고 그들은 모두 PS3이 진열되있다고 하지 못할겁니다. 몇분도 지나지 않아 전부 팔렸거든요.
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참고로 그분은 미국 소니의 CEO 이며 아래의 링크는 이 글에대한 풍자 만화 입니다.
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소중한 글 삭제되지 않도록 유념하여 작성해 주시길 부탁드립니다.
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"If you can find a PS3 anywhere in North America that's been on shelves for more than five minutes, I'll give you 1,200 bucks for it. I can get any retail buyer on the phone with you and get them to verify that there's not a single retail location in America where there's a PlayStation 3 on the shelf for sale. They've all been sold in a matter of minutes."
I want to be a nice guy about this, so let's assume that Jack is blind, has no sense of smell and has a prehensile tail. Based on that sort of hideous deformity, one could theoretically assume he has more important things to worry about than the actual reality surrounding his company's largest, most expensive gambit, and that, perhaps, he has been spending the last few months learning to read braille in an effort to integrate with regular human society, as opposed to the French bell tower he currently resides in. Now, assuming all of that, and maybe adding in the fact that he's from a race of subterranean humanoids, one could possibly forgive the utter stupidity of what he said in that interview with EGM.
Of course, if Jack isn't a horrible homunculus, then it's a miracle that he has been feeding himself this long without choking to death on a spoon.
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새로운 EGM의 인터뷰에서 소니의 Jack Tretton이 한 발언은:
만약 북미에서 PS3이 5분이상 진열되 있는걸 본다면 재가 1200 달러를 줄게요. 저는 모든 소매점에 당신을 연락해줄수 있고 그들은 모두 PS3이 진열되있다고 하지 못할겁니다. 몇분도 지나지 않아 전부 팔렸거든요.
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참고로 그분은 미국 소니의 CEO 이며 아래의 링크는 이 글에대한 풍자 만화 입니다.
http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2007/20070210.jpg
<출처 미표기><국내기사><읽기 힘든글><중복자료> 등은 모두 무통보삭제 됩니다.
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※국내기사는 전재 및 링크 모두 금지
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